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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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