I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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