Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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