Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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