I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
