: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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