I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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