hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
A+ Viking dick
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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