i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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