so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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