there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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