So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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