My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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