Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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