I'm drive I can fine osifer
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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