Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The air was thick with penises
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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