so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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