Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just found a bag of teeth...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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