No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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