Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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