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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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