you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He has the fingertips of a God
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