ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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