Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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