Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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