he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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