He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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