Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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