Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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