Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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