I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You took a bar mat shot.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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