jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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