Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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