i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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