he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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