Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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