what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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