absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
