please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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