okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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