My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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