got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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