love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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