i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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