The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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