I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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