let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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