Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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