Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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