The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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