so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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