It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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