Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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