once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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