So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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